Anchorperson: The animals are said to have suffered a mild seasickness1, but now are back to eating the finest calf's liver.
Garfield: Oh, boy. Must be sweet. My tummy's upset. May I have some liver? Boy, I wish Jon was a queen.
Maid: Housekeeping.
Garfield: Okay, blockhead, time to bust2 out of here and catch up with Jon. First, let's grab some chow, before I eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Sorry, we left a bit of mess in the bath room. Thanks.
Garfield: Take the picture. Take the picture. Take it! Take it! Take the picture!
Garfield: Excuse me. Did you see a couple of people who look like they might be tourists? Oh, I know this drill. They won't crack up, no matter what you do. Hey, Freeze-frame, your knee's on fire. Hmm. I know I can get this guy. No, seriously, your zipper's down. Hey, Dry Goods. Yeah. Anybody ever tell you look like Tina Turner? That was effective.
Coachman: Her Majesty3, the Queen of England!
Garfield: What's all the hubbub4?
Guard: Attention!
Garfield: Hey, Odie, look, it's those royal corgis. Hey, lady, you got any leftover5 liver? Stuck-up little punk. Oh, I know she heard us. They had the TOP down. Odie? Odie? D'uh-oh! Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing! The British's coming! The British's coming! Well, you made him crack anyway.
妙语佳句，活学活用
1. Grab some chow
Chow 的意思是food，esp. hearty6 dishes or a meal，grab 的意思是拿东西，那grab some chow就是找点好东西吃吃的意思了。比如：I'm starving. Let's grab some chow.
2. Chianti
A dry red table wine made from a blend of different varieties of grapes, originally produced in northwest Italy. Chianti是个地名，是一个老的意大利葡萄酒产区，坐落于Tuscany，那里出产的酒普通水平的装在一种有藤编的大肚子瓶里，水平好的则是装在波尔多形瓶里。
Chianti有7个子产区，其中Chianti Classico最有名，还有Chianti Ruffina，Chianti Montalbano, Chianti Colli Fiorentini, Chianti Colli Senesi, Chianti Colline Pisane和Chianti Colli Arezzo。当然其他的某些产区不会出目前酒标上。
酿造Chianti用的主力葡萄是Sangiovese，当然也有些加入了其他的葡萄如Cabernet Sauvignon等，但一般的比率不会超越10%。
Chianti酒一般较酸，好酒要在瓶中经过5～6年的藏酿才能达到适饮期。好的Chianti为红宝石色具备浓郁的果香和花香，口味圆润，层次感强。标有Reserva的Chianti经过3年的熟成是无疑的好酒。
3. Crack up
这里的意思是动一下，笑一下。Crack up 还可以表示没办法控制地大笑，比如：That story about the revolving7 door really cracked me up. Ed cracked up, too, when he heard it.
4. Freeze-frame
大家常常说定格一个画面，freeze-frame 就是定格的意思。这个词可以引申来指静止不动的场景或形象。
5. Dry Goods
在这里，Dry Goods可不是什么好话，dry goods = nuts = testicles，由于Garfield 之前刚说了警卫：your zipper's down.
6. Stuck-up little punk
Stuck-up 指的是那些自以为比其他人好/强的人，little punk 指的是讨人嫌的人（主如果讨你的嫌），所以Stuck-up little punk 翻译过来就是自以为是的讨人嫌的家伙。
7. Ugly-American thing
Americans have a reputation as being obnoxious8, loud, rude and annoying, in other words 'ugly'. Odie 做的事情可是很粗鲁哦！
